An introduction of sorts.

Hello, I am Jerry aka Normie. I sell auto parts at a store in a small southern town, so as you may have guessed I have little-to-no drive. But, what I do have is an overwhelming need to vent and tell the ramblings of my mind. Sometimes they are funny, but on occasion I have been known to get a little bit sentimental and mushy. OH, come on, it happens...don't judge me! Jeez! You think that I would get a break being my first blog and all. But, seriously, I hope that anything I write on here doesn't get taken to heart by anyone who may be easily offended by the words of a madman. And if it does, Oh well, I still thought it was funny or thought provoking or it wouldn't have been posted. That being said--GAME ON!