Happy Halloween!!!

Happy Halloween!!! I love this holiday, not only for the candy and spooky stuff, but also for the number of single mothers that like to dress up and take their children to the local stores to Trick or Treat. Sweet Jebus! There is just something about a woman in animal print that makes me go all primal. And god bless the people who measure the length of those costumes. If you are a mother dressed in a short or otherwise revealing costume count on your child getting more candy than any other child. I know it’s not right but it’s the truth. And if you have a child over the age of 10 and they still like to trick or treat, buy them the damned candy at the store because they ain’t getting jack when they are competing with a 3 year old dressed like a bear. Now that’s cute stuff right there! Well, I’ve got a bowl of candy (and I get the good stuff) and my trucks are hidden off the road from the vandals that like to egg everything, so I’m set up for the night. It’s scary movie time!!!