Happy Halloween!!!

Happy Halloween!!! I love this holiday, not only for the candy and spooky stuff, but also for the number of single mothers that like to dress up and take their children to the local stores to Trick or Treat. Sweet Jebus! There is just something about a woman in animal print that makes me go all primal. And god bless the people who measure the length of those costumes. If you are a mother dressed in a short or otherwise revealing costume count on your child getting more candy than any other child. I know it’s not right but it’s the truth. And if you have a child over the age of 10 and they still like to trick or treat, buy them the damned candy at the store because they ain’t getting jack when they are competing with a 3 year old dressed like a bear. Now that’s cute stuff right there! Well, I’ve got a bowl of candy (and I get the good stuff) and my trucks are hidden off the road from the vandals that like to egg everything, so I’m set up for the night. It’s scary movie time!!!

power of the poop machine

I have always been told by friends that I can often have an intimidating look about me. But the other night at the local Wal-mart store I was in a rather pissy mood and I know that this is from all of the dumb fucks that I was surrounded by. So, I must’ve had an exceptionally mean look on my face, yet while waiting to check out, the baby of the people in front of me started looking at me over the dads shoulder and gave me the cutest little smile. This in turn changed my whole Kill ‘em all thought process into a 5 min. game of peek-a-boo (of which there are no losers). Odd how a small smile from a little poop machine can make you forget your problems.

An introduction of sorts.

Hello, I am Jerry aka Normie. I sell auto parts at a store in a small southern town, so as you may have guessed I have little-to-no drive. But, what I do have is an overwhelming need to vent and tell the ramblings of my mind. Sometimes they are funny, but on occasion I have been known to get a little bit sentimental and mushy. OH, come on, it happens...don't judge me! Jeez! You think that I would get a break being my first blog and all. But, seriously, I hope that anything I write on here doesn't get taken to heart by anyone who may be easily offended by the words of a madman. And if it does, Oh well, I still thought it was funny or thought provoking or it wouldn't have been posted. That being said--GAME ON!