Well, this Easter was the first one since my childhood that I actually saw the Easter Bunny. I caught the little bastard outside in the yard about 8 o'clock this morning. I hurried and scampered to get my easter basket ready for the onslaught of goodies that would be left by my spring time friend. But all he left was these little tiny chocolate eggs (that tasted like shit if you ask me). And he must've been in quite a hurry because he didn't hide them very well at all, it was almost like he had them lined up. I mean where is the fun in that? And, he didn't even cluck once, not once! All in all, I have to say that I am a little disappointed in the little guy this year.
I was able to still have some fun this year. I have a friend who is fighting (and losing) an addiction to prescription meds. And she has a guy living with her that is far worse than she is about his addiction. He likes to ransack her house to find any dropped pills or loose change that can be used to buy pills. So today we invented "The Easter Dash for Dope". It involves several plastic easter eggs with single pills inside of each one, two narc-anon dropouts, and me and my friends to watch and enjoy. GOOD TIMES! LOL!
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The Easter Dash for Dope? That sounds more fun than rolling nickels at homeless people.
It would've been more fun if we all could've seen the colors and shapes, instead of just the contestants. The winner actually saw a new color that he kept refering to as "flurple". It sounded wonderful. LOL!
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