YEP EYP PEY...

Them crackheads, they are a plenty here in Haskell county. Sweet butter flavored baby jebus! I had to change all of the locks in a friend of mines house Thursday night at 10:00 pm, because she broke up with her in home pill disposal and he didn't want to leave. BUT HE DID! She said that her little ones like when "Big Norm" comes over. I think it may be because I act like a child most of the time. LOL! Regardless, I now have the high score on her 6 year olds Nintendo DS version of "Monster Jam" (I ROCK!).

Happy Freakin Easter!

Well, this Easter was the first one since my childhood that I actually saw the Easter Bunny. I caught the little bastard outside in the yard about 8 o'clock this morning. I hurried and scampered to get my easter basket ready for the onslaught of goodies that would be left by my spring time friend. But all he left was these little tiny chocolate eggs (that tasted like shit if you ask me). And he must've been in quite a hurry because he didn't hide them very well at all, it was almost like he had them lined up. I mean where is the fun in that? And, he didn't even cluck once, not once! All in all, I have to say that I am a little disappointed in the little guy this year.

I was able to still have some fun this year. I have a friend who is fighting (and losing) an addiction to prescription meds. And she has a guy living with her that is far worse than she is about his addiction. He likes to ransack her house to find any dropped pills or loose change that can be used to buy pills. So today we invented "The Easter Dash for Dope". It involves several plastic easter eggs with single pills inside of each one, two narc-anon dropouts, and me and my friends to watch and enjoy. GOOD TIMES! LOL!

Finding Normo!!!

I've finally come to the realization that I may have a eating problem. It hit me tonight as I was watching Biggest Loser whilst enjoying a bowl of peach cobbler with nilla ice cream on top. I started to think about the bad stuff that my extra weight is causing me to have trouble with. Like, my back hurts constantly, I don't feel comfortable in my clothes, I have trouble breathing at night even though I'm not a smoker. And then there is the whole self esteem thing. I don't even find myself the least bit attractive right now. And that is a shame, because I am a PRETTY MAN when I have everything in order. LOL! So as of this moment I am going to change at least this one aspect of my life in hopes that it will create a domino effect and everything else will fall into place. Worst case scenario--At least I will look good on camera when I'm picking off the locals from the water tower. LOL!